Oh, honey, you won’t believe the hootenanny we’re gonna have! That WWE is comin’ back to Seattle in 2024! Yep, you heard that right. It’s gonna be somethin’ else, I tell ya. All them big ol’ wrestlers, all muscled up and ready to rumble. It’s gonna be a sight for sore eyes, that’s for sure. I remember when they was here before, years back. Goodness me, time flies. And they’re comin’ to the Climate Pledge Arena, I hear. Fancy name for a place to watch wrestlin’, ain’t it?
They say it’s gonna be in December of 2024. Mark your calendars! That’s a long way away but these things, they sneak up on you. You gotta get them WWE Seattle tickets early, or they’ll be gone faster than a greased piglet at the county fair. And lord knows, you don’t wanna miss this. It’s the Monday Night RAW, whatever that means. Sounds important, though!
They are sayin’ the tickets for WWE in Seattle, they’re gonna cost ya. Some are cheap, like $9, and some are high, like $85500! Can you believe that? I could buy a whole herd of cows for that much! But I reckon some folks just love that wrestlin’ so much, they’d pay anything. But the normal price is probably like $589, or so they tell me. I guess it depends on where ya wanna sit. Closer to the action, the more it costs, I reckon.
And get this, they got that big ol’ WrestleMania thing happenin’ in Philadelphia. Sounds like a real fancy shindig. They say it’s been 25 years since they had it there. That’s a long time. They are going to have it for two days. April 6th and 7th, 2024. Two whole days of wrasslin’! That’s a lot of bumps and bruises, I imagine. They gonna have it at somethin’ called Lincoln Financial Field. Sounds important.
- WWE Seattle 2024, that’s what you gotta remember.
- Monday Night RAW, they call it.
- December 2024, at the Climate Pledge Arena.
- Tickets go from cheap to crazy expensive!
And they got this other thing, Saturday Night’s Main Event. Sounds like a hoot! They say it’s gonna be on May 10th. And it’s gonna be where it all started, way back in 1985. That’s a long time ago! They’re gonna have it on that NBC channel, on the TV. 8 o’clock at night, they say. You can watch all them big fellas, beatin’ on each other, right from your own livin’ room.
They got all sorts of these wrestlin’ things, all year round. They call ’em PPVs. I don’t know what that stands for, but it sounds important. They got a whole schedule of ’em, all over the place. So if you can’t make it to WWE Seattle, maybe you can catch ’em somewhere else.
They say Friday Night SmackDown is gonna be in Seattle too. That’s on September 13th, at that Climate Pledge Arena again. So many of these shows! I can’t keep ’em all straight. But they all got them big, strong fellas, throwin’ each other around. It’s a sight to see, I tell ya.
If you like that kind of thing, that is. I know some folks, they don’t care for it. They say it’s too rough. But me, I think it’s entertainin’. It’s like a soap opera, but with more muscles and less cryin’. And them costumes! Some of ’em are just wild. Sequins and feathers and all sorts of things.
So, if you wanna see some good ol’ fashioned wrestlin’, you better get yourself to Seattle in 2024. That WWE, they put on a good show. You won’t be disappointed. Just remember to get your tickets early, before they’re all gone. And watch out for them high prices! Don’t go spendin’ your whole life savin’s on a wrestlin’ ticket. Unless you really, really want to, I guess.
But if you do go, you tell ’em I sent ya. Maybe they’ll give me a discount on my next ticket. A girl can dream, can’t she? Anyway, it’s gonna be a real barn burner, that WWE in Seattle. Don’t you miss it! These wrestlers, they do all sorts of crazy stuff, you just gotta see it to believe it. These WWE Seattle 2024 events are gonna be a real treat. I hope they have some of them good hot dogs at that arena. And maybe some nachos. I do love me some nachos.
