Well, well, well, look what we got here, another one of them WWE rumor roundups. Gotta keep up with the young folks and their rasslin’, I reckon. Lots of folks talking, talking, talking. This old gal will try to make sense of it all for ya. This here’s the latest WWE rumor roundup I heard, all the chit-chat and carrying on about what’s going on in that crazy world.
First off, heard some folks sayin’ there’s gonna be a big return. Don’t know who, don’t know when, but they say it’s gonna be HUGE. Like a big ol’ pie at the county fair, that kinda huge. Makes ya wonder, don’t it? Could be anyone. Maybe that fella who dropped outta college to do this stuff. Heard he was studyin’ business, but I guess this paid better. Shows you what I know, right?
Then there’s the talk about that Roman Reigns fella. Big shot, that one. Folks are sayin’ all sorts of things about him. He’s in the rumor roundup a lot, seems like. Maybe he’s gonna get a new belt? A new whatchamacallit, a Tribal Chief thing? Sounds fancy. Probably made of gold and all them shiny things. Don’t really understand it all, but it sounds important. He’s the big dog, I guess, top of the heap. Top of the WWE heap anyway.
And what’s this about a new… a new what? Tribal Chief Championship? Land sakes! They’re always coming up with something new, aren’t they? Just when you think you got a handle on things, they go and change it all up. Keeps you on your toes, I suppose. Don’t know what it means, but it sure sounds important, don’t it? Must be a big deal if it’s in the WWE rumor roundup. I bet that Roman fella will get it, though. It’s always him, huh? That’s what I always say.
- That Roman Reigns, always somethin’ with him.
- New championship, who knew?
- Big return coming, they say.
And that other thing, that AEW. It’s like a whole other world, ain’t it? Heard some fella named Adam, Adam Copeland, might be goin’ back there. Don’t know much about him, but if it’s in the rumor roundup, must be worth talking about. And they got all these shows, Raw, Smackdown, NXT, it’s like a whole different language. Too much for this old gal to keep track of, but the young folks sure do love it. They do love their WWE and AEW both, I guess.
Then you got all them other shows, Dynamite, Rampage. Sounds like a bunch of fireworks if you ask me. And then they got Dark, Dark Elevation. What in the Sam Hill is that all about? Too many shows to remember if ya ask me, but the young folks love it. It’s all about that WWE and AEW rumor roundup with them. They eat it up like candy. Good for them, I guess.
And that Drew McIntyre fella, they say he’s gonna get a big push. Whatever that means. Must mean they like him, I reckon. They’re gonna push him right to the top, maybe. Good for him. He’s a big strong boy, he can handle it. Heard it’s gonna happen next year, in 2025. That’s a long way off, but I guess time flies when you’re having fun, huh? Lots of wrestling rumor roundup talk about him, that’s for sure. He’s gonna be a big shot one day, huh?
Lots of talk about injuries and matches and backstage drama. Always something going on behind the scenes, ain’t there? Just like a soap opera, this wrestling business. Keeps folks guessing, that’s for sure. This section is always full of the latest gossip. Who’s hurt, who’s fighting, who’s mad at who. It’s a regular three-ring circus. And the rumor roundup always has something to say about it all.
Well, that’s all the WWE rumor roundup news I got for now. Enough to make your head spin, ain’t it? These young folks and their wrestling. It’s a crazy world, but it sure is entertaining. Gotta keep up with the times, I suppose. Even if it is all a bit much for an old gal like me. But hey, as long as they’re happy, right? That’s what matters.
