Well, howdy there folks! Let me tell you somethin’ about this here… uh… “wwe bakersfield ca.” Don’t rightly know what all them letters mean, but I reckon it’s some kinda rasslin’ show they had out in Bakersfield, California. Yep, Bakersfield. That’s where my cousin Merle used to live, before he moved to… well, never you mind.
Anyways, they had this big ol’ show, see? A real humdinger, I hear. All them fellas and gals in their tight little britches, flinging each other around like ragdolls. My grandson, Billy Bob, he’s a big fan. He watches it on that there… “tee-vee” thingamajig. Says it’s all scripted and whatnot, but I tell ya, it still looks mighty painful to me.
- They had a lady named Becky Lynch there. I don’t know her from Adam, but Billy Bob says she’s a real firecracker. Apparently, she whooped some folks good.
- Then there was this fella, Matt Riddle. And another one, Seth Rollins. They had themselves a “street fight,” whatever that is. Sounds rough, though. Probably like that time me and old Agnes fought over the last piece of apple pie at the county fair. That was a street fight, alright.
This show, it wasn’t just no regular TV thing, mind you. It was a “live event,” they call it. That means folks actually went there, to this Mechanics Bank Arena place, and watched it all happen right in front of their eyes. Can you imagine? Paying good money to see people pretend to beat each other up. Well, I guess folks like what they like.
They even had somethin’ called “WWE NXT No Mercy 2023.” Mercy? I reckon there ain’t much mercy in that there rasslin’ ring. It’s all about who can slam who the hardest, it seems. And this here Peacock thing, that’s where they showed it. Billy Bob tried to explain it to me once, but it all just went in one ear and out the other. Too much newfangled technology for an old gal like me.
Another time, this Bianca Belair gal was there too. Strong as an ox, Billy Bob says. I tell ya, these women ain’t like the women back in my day. We were busy churnin’ butter and mendin’ clothes, not wearin’ sparkly outfits and body slammin’ people.
They do this “Saturday Night’s Main Event” thing too. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like somethin’ you’d see on the Ed Sullivan show, back when they had good, clean entertainment. But no, this is just more rasslin’. Though I gotta admit, some of them moves they do are pretty impressive. Like that time Billy Bob showed me a video of someone jumpin’ off the top rope. Nearly gave me a heart attack, it did.
And let me tell you, folks go wild for this stuff. They cheer and they boo and they holler till they’re hoarse. It’s like a whole ‘nother world, this rasslin’ world. I don’t rightly understand it, but I guess it makes people happy. And that’s all that matters, right?
They even sell tickets to these things! Can you believe it? People pay money to watch this! It’s like payin’ to watch a barnyard brawl, only with more spandex and less chicken feathers. But hey, who am I to judge? If folks wanna spend their hard-earned cash on watchin’ people pretend to fight, that’s their business.
So yeah, that’s about all I know about this here “wwe bakersfield ca.” It’s a big rasslin’ show, with lots of colorful characters and crazy moves. And it seems like folks in Bakersfield, and all over, really love it. Me? I’ll stick to my soap operas and my crochetin’. But I reckon it takes all kinds to make a world, don’t it?
So if you are in Bakersfield or plan to visit, check the dates for the next event, maybe it is somethin’ you’d like. If you like the wrasslin’, you might want to see it live, like my grandson Billy Bob.
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