Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this wrestling show, this “WWE Raw Episode 2” thing. I don’t know much about fancy names, but I watched it, and boy, was it somethin’.
First off, this fella, CM Punk, he came out talkin’. Talkin’ and talkin’. Now, I ain’t always understand all them big words he uses, but he sure seemed fired up. He was yappin’ about fightin’ and winnin’ and all that. Reminded me of my ol’ rooster back on the farm, always crowin’ before he pecked ya. Folks seemed to like it though, cheerin’ and hollerin’ like they won the lottery.
Then there was this match, somethin’ about Pete Dunne and this R-Truth fella. Dunne, he’s a tough one, all scowls and grit. Reminds me of that grumpy old mule we had, always kickin’ and bitin’. R-Truth, he’s a bit of a goofball, but he can scrap. It was a good ol’ fashioned wrasslin’ match, lots of punchin’ and slammin’. Dunne ended up winnin’, I think, but R-Truth, he put up a good fight.
- Then there were these girls, IYO SKY and Kairi Sane, fightin’ Liv Morgan and Raquel Rodriguez.
- Them girls, they ain’t afraid of nothin’, flyin’ around like angry hornets.
- It was fast and furious, kinda like when the chickens get loose and you gotta chase ’em all over the yard.
Now, somethin’ big happened with them New Day fellas. You know, Big E, Xavier Woods, and Kofi Kingston? Well, Big E got the boot! Kicked right outta the group by his own buddies. Can you believe that? Reminds me of that time my prize-winning pig ran off with the neighbor’s sow. Sometimes, things just fall apart, I guess.
This whole show, it was taped, they said. Somethin’ about Thanksgiving and folks needin’ a break. Well, that’s alright by me. Even wrasslers gotta eat turkey and spend time with their kin. We all deserve a little rest now and then.
They said somethin’ about this show bein’ after some big fight called “Survivor Series.” I don’t know much about that, but this “Raw” show, it was pretty lively. Folks were cheerin’, boooin’, and hollerin’ the whole time. It was like a barn raisin’, but with more spandex and less hammerin’.
This CM Punk fella, he was the talk of the town. Folks kept askin’ what he was gonna do next, who he was gonna fight. He just kept on talkin’ about winnin’ and bein’ the best. Reminded me of that preacher we used to have, always goin’ on about salvation and whatnot.
And this Seth Rollins guy, he was mentioned too. I don’t rightly remember what he did on this show, but folks were yellin’ his name too. Seems like he’s a big deal in this wrasslin’ world. There’s always some young buck tryin’ to make a name for himself, I reckon.
Anyways, this whole “WWE Raw Episode 2” thing, it was somethin’ to watch. Lots of action, lots of drama, and lots of folks yellin’. It ain’t exactly like a hoe-down, but it’s got its own kinda energy. Kept me entertained, that’s for sure. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens. Them birds are always hungry, just like them wrasslers.
Tags: [WWE Raw, CM Punk, Seth Rollins, Pete Dunne, R-Truth, IYO SKY, Kairi Sane, Liv Morgan, Raquel Rodriguez, Big E, Xavier Woods, Kofi Kingston, Wrestling, Sports Entertainment]
