Alright, let’s talk about this WWE Raw Episode 1825, or whatever number they’re up to now. I tell ya, these wrestling fellas, they sure do love to scrap. Always jumpin’ around and smackin’ each other. Makes ya wonder if they ever just sit down and have a nice cup of tea.
So, this here Raw show, it’s on the TV, ya know? Every Monday night, they say. I ain’t always watchin’, mind you, got things to do, like feedin’ the chickens and whatnot. But sometimes, if the chores are done and there ain’t nothin’ else on, I’ll flip it over and see what them fellas are up to.
Now, they tell me you can watch it on somethin’ called USA Network. That’s a channel, I reckon. Like them other channels, you know, the ones with the cooking shows and the stories? Yeah, well, this USA Network, it’s got the wrestlin’ on Monday nights at 8 o’clock, they say. 8 o’clock Eastern Time, whatever that means. Must be fancy city folks’ time.
And if you ain’t got that USA Network thingy, well, they got other ways to watch it now, I hear. Somethin’ called Peacock. Sounds like a fancy bird, but it’s one of them streamy things, like Netflix, only for wrestlin’, I guess. They say you can watch all sorts of WWE stuff on there, even the big shows, like Royal Rumble and WrestleMania. Big fancy names, them are.
- So, first, you got your USA Network, that’s on the TV.
- Then, there’s this Peacock thingy, for the internet folks.
- And I heard some other names too, like Fubo TV, YouTube TV, and DirecTV. Sounds like a whole lotta choices, if you ask me. Too many, if you ask me. Makes a body’s head spin.
They even got somethin’ called WWE NXT on Tuesdays. And somethin’ else called Friday Night SmackDown. Seems like they’re wrestlin’ every night of the week! Don’t them fellas ever get tired? I sure would. My old bones would be achin’ somethin’ fierce.
Anyways, back to this Raw show. I seen a few episodes, I reckon. Lots of big fellas, all muscled up and wearin’ them fancy little pants. And the girls too, they ain’t shy about scrappin’ either. They got them moves, lemme tell ya. Flips and kicks and all sorts of things. Makes ya wonder how they do it without breakin’ somethin’.
They talk a lot too, them wrestlers. Always yellin’ and carryin’ on about somethin’. And the crowd, they go wild. Cheerin’ and booin’ and whatnot. It’s a whole lotta noise, lemme tell ya. Sometimes I gotta turn the volume down a bit, ‘specially when the baby’s sleepin’.
But I gotta say, sometimes it’s kinda fun to watch. You know, see who’s gonna win and who’s gonna get their butt kicked. It’s like them stories they tell on the other channels, only with more muscles and less talkin’. And the outfits, don’t even get me started on the outfits. Sparkles and feathers and all sorts of crazy stuff. They sure do know how to put on a show, them wrestlers.
So, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ to watch on a Monday night and you ain’t got nothin’ better to do, you could check out this WWE Raw show. Just flip on the TV to USA Network at 8 o’clock, or go find that Peacock thingy on the internet. And if you don’t like it, well, you can always change the channel. Ain’t nobody forcin’ ya to watch it. But I’m tellin’ ya, sometimes them wrestlin’ fellas can be mighty entertainin’. Just don’t try any of them moves at home, ya hear? You might break somethin’. And at our age, broken things don’t fix so easy no more.
Now, whether it’s season 25 or season 100, they all look the same to me. Same yelling, same spandex. But folks keep watching so it must be doin’ something right. And from what I hear, it’s live mostly, except for when they go overseas, then they tape it I hear. Makes sense I reckon, can’t expect them fellas to wrestle live at 3 in the morning our time.
And that’s about all I know about this WWE Raw show. It’s on TV, it’s got wrestlin’, and it’s on Monday nights. Simple as that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them chickens.
