Alright, so I was messing around with my fantasy football team the other day, and you know, the most important thing is having a killer team name. I mean, everyone wants to be clever, right? And since Patrick Mahomes is, well, Patrick Mahomes, I figured I’d try to brainstorm some names based around him. Here’s how it went down.
First off, I hit up Google. Just typed in “fantasy football team names with patrick mahomes” to see what the internet already had. I scrolled through a bunch of lists, saw some decent ones, but nothing that really grabbed me. A lot of them were kinda lame, to be honest. Stuff like “Mahomes Alone” or “Mahomes Improvement.” Yawn.

Then, I started thinking about Mahomes himself. What’s he known for? His crazy throws, his “Showtime” nickname, the fact that he just wins. That’s when I started getting some ideas flowing.
I wanted something that played on his arm strength. So, I was like, what about something with “cannon”? Then it hit me: Mahomes’s Mobile Artillery! Not bad, right? Sounds kinda intimidating. I jotted that one down.
Next, I wanted to use that “Showtime” nickname. But just saying “Showtime Mahomes” is boring. So I was trying to think of something that rhymed or had a good rhythm. That’s when “Mahomes’s Showtime Circus” popped into my head. A little out there, but it made me chuckle. I added it to the list.
After that, I started thinking about his winning record. He’s basically been the king of the NFL for a while now. So, I was like, what about something regal? “Mahomes’s Royal Flush” came to mind. It’s a poker term, sure, but it sounds good and implies dominance.
I didn’t want to stop there, so I spent maybe another 30 minutes just messing around with different combinations of words related to Mahomes, football, and winning. It was kind of a brain dump, just writing down anything that sounded remotely cool.
Finally, I narrowed down my list to these top contenders:
- Mahomes’s Mobile Artillery
- Mahomes’s Showtime Circus
- Mahomes’s Royal Flush
After sleeping on it, I decided to go with Mahomes’s Mobile Artillery. It just sounded the coolest to me. Plus, I figured it might intimidate my opponents a little bit.

And that’s it! That’s the story of how I came up with my fantasy football team name this year. It’s not rocket science, but it takes a little bit of brainstorming and a whole lot of messing around to find something that you really like.
Hopefully, this little rundown gives you some inspiration for your own team! Good luck this season!