Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this fella, Tony Schiavone. I ain’t no wrestling expert, mind you, but I hear things. This Tony fella, he’s been around the wrestling block, you know? He’s like that old rooster that keeps crowin’, no matter what farm he’s on.
So, this Tony, he was with that WWE for a bit. Yep, Vince McMahon’s circus. But it wasn’t a long stay, no sir. He up and left after just a year. Folks say he and Vince didn’t see eye to eye. You know how it is, sometimes you just can’t work with some folks, no matter how much money they got. It’s like tryin’ to teach a pig to sing; it just ain’t gonna happen.
Then he went off to that WCW. That was a big deal back then, or so I heard. Folks was always shoutin’ about it at the grocery store. Tony, he was the voice, you see. The one tellin’ you who’s slammin’ who and who’s cheatin’ who. He was like the town crier, but instead of sellin’ newspapers, he was sellin’ body slams.
- He had some beef with that Heenan fella, too. Fightin’ and fussin’, like a couple of hens over a scrap of corn. But they patched things up later, workin’ on some video game, I think. Shows you, even old dogs can learn new tricks, or at least stop bitin’ each other.
- And that Foley fella, the one who likes to get beat up all the time? Tony says he made the right choice goin’ to WWE. Said he became a big star there. Guess sometimes you gotta jump fences to find better grass.
Now, Tony, he’s with that AEW. Been there a good while now. Seems happy enough, callin’ the matches and whatnot. And guess what? He says he ain’t goin’ nowhere anytime soon. Says he’ll be yappin’ on the TV for another four or five years, thanks to some new deal. That’s like sayin’ the cow’s gonna keep givin’ milk, even if she’s gettin’ a little long in the tooth.
He even got a podcast now, “What Happened When.” He talks about all sorts of stuff, from his WWE days to his WCW days and everything in between. Sounds like he’s spillin’ all the beans, tellin’ all the secrets. It’s like sittin’ on the porch swing with your neighbor, gossiping about everyone in town.
This Tony fella, he seems to know everybody in the wrestlin’ world. He talks about this Darby Allin fella, says he’s a risin’ star. And he even hinted that some old champ might be comin’ back. Gets folks all riled up, you know? It’s like throwin’ chum in the water to attract the sharks.
So, that’s the story of Tony Schiavone, as best as I can tell it. He’s been around, seen a lot, and ain’t afraid to talk about it. He’s like that old oak tree in the town square, seen storms come and go, but still standin’ strong. And he’s gonna keep on talkin’, no matter what, cause that’s what he does. He’s the voice of wrestlin’, and that voice ain’t gonna be quiet anytime soon. You can bet your bottom dollar on that.
And if you wanna know more about what he’s up to, just keep your ears open. Folks are always talkin’ about him, on the internet and such. He’s got news and updates all over the place. Just search for “Tony Schiavone news” and you’ll find plenty to read. It’s like lookin’ for eggs in the henhouse; they ain’t hard to find.
He even talks about how he maybe made a mistake leavin’ WWE back in the day. Said he had “misgivings” about it. That’s a fancy word, means he wasn’t too sure about it. Guess sometimes you don’t know what you got ’til it’s gone. But he seems happy enough now, so it all worked out in the end, I reckon.
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