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Alright, listen up, y’all. Let me tell ya somethin’ about this here “WWE Salt Lake City” thing. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I heard folks talkin’ and I seen some things on that there TV thingy.
So, it seems like these wrestlin’ folks are comin’ to Salt Lake City. Yeah, that’s right, Salt Lake City! Big strong fellas and some tough gals, too, they say. They’re gonna be grapplin’ and slammin’ and whatnot. Sounds like a whole lotta ruckus if you ask me.
Now, I reckon they call it somethin’ fancy, like “Friday Night Smackdown” or “Monday Night Raw.” Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but hey, that’s what they call it. They say it’s gonna be at the Delta Center. That’s a big place, I hear. Holds a whole mess of people.
- They say tickets go on sale Friday, July 26, 2024.
- And they start at $30. That ain’t cheap, but I guess folks are willin’ to pay to see these fellas beat each other up.
- And get this, they’re comin’ back on November 22, 2024, too! Must be a popular place, this Salt Lake City.
Folks keep talkin’ about “match cards” and “live events.” I ain’t got a clue what all that means. All I know is, it’s wrestlin’. Two folks in the ring, tryin’ to pin each other down. That’s somethin’ I can understand.
They got this fella, Michael Cole, he does the talkin’. He tells ya what’s goin’ on, who’s fightin’ who, and all that jazz. He’s got a loud voice, that one. Kinda like my rooster in the mornin’!
Now, I ain’t never been to one of these wrestlin’ shows myself. Too much noise and commotion for an old woman like me. But I seen it on the TV sometimes. Them fellas are big and strong, like I said. And they wear some funny lookin’ clothes. Tight pants and bright colors, like a bunch of peacocks strutting around. But boy, can they fight!
They got these things called “WrestleMania” and “Royal Rumble” and “SummerSlam.” Sound like big deals, from the way folks talk. I guess that’s where the real tough guys go to fight. They got championships and belts and all sorts of things. I don’t understand it all, but it seems important to them.
If you wanna go see this wrestlin’ show, you gotta get yourself some tickets. They sell ‘em on somethin’ called “Ticketmaster.” I hear it can be a bit tricky to get them, especially for the big shows. You gotta be quick on the draw, like catchin’ a greased pig! And the price, well, that depends on when you buy ‘em and where you wanna sit. Just like buyin’ eggs, I guess, the fresher ones cost more.
So, there you have it. That’s what I know about this “WWE Salt Lake City” thing. It’s a bunch of wrestlin’, some loud talkin’, and a whole lotta people gettin’ excited. If you’re into that kind of thing, then go ahead and get yourself a ticket. Just don’t expect me to be there with ya. I’ll be home with my cat and a cup of tea, thank you very much.
And remember, these fellers are comin’ more than once. November, they said. So if you miss ‘em the first time, you got another chance. Just keep your ears open and listen for that fella Michael Cole shoutin’ on the TV. He’ll let ya know when it’s time.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about it. It ain’t rocket science, just a bunch of folks wrasslin’. Go if you want, don’t go if you don’t. It ain’t gonna change the price of eggs, that’s for sure.
Tags: WWE Tickets, Salt Lake City, Friday Night Smackdown, Monday Night Raw, Delta Center, Wrestling, Live Event, Ticketmaster
