Alright, so you wanna know about this Jonah Niesenbaum fella, the one they’re callin’ Cutler James now in that wrestling thing, the NXT? Yeah, I heard some folks talkin’ ‘bout it down at the store. Sounds like a big deal, I guess.
So, this Jonah, he’s a young fella, strong as an ox, I reckon. Wrestlin’ is his game, and he’s been tryin’ to make a name for himself. He wrestled a fella named Josh Briggs, I think they said. Don’t know who that is, but sounds tough. They had this match on somethin’ called “NXT Level Up.” Sounds fancy, huh? Probably one of them TV shows the youngsters watch these days.
Then there’s this other time, they said he wrestled a fella named Trey Bearhill in somethin’ called Citrus Springs. Sound like a nice place, all them oranges and such. Anyways, Jonah lost that one, poor fella. And another time, he went up against a Tyler Bate, another loss. Wrestling’s a tough business, ain’t it? You win some, you lose some, just like life I always say.
Now, they changed his name to Cutler James. Why they do that, I don’t know. Maybe Jonah ain’t fancy enough. These wrestling folks, they like them fancy names. I heard they even went and got it all legal-like, a “trademark” they called it. Spent money on that, can you believe it? Must be important, I guess. Folks sure do spend their money on strange things these days.
- Seems like this Cutler James, or Jonah, whatever you wanna call him, is tryin’ to climb up the ladder in this NXT thing.
- They got all these shows and matches, and he’s just one of the many tryin’ to make it big.
I saw some young’uns talkin’ about it on their phones, showin’ pictures and videos. This NXT thing, it’s like a whole ‘nother world, with strong fellas and flashy moves. And this Cutler James, he’s right in the thick of it. He’s young, he’s strong, and he’s got that fancy new name. He’ll probably do alright, long as he keeps at it. Just gotta keep wrestlin’, keep fightin’, that’s how you make it, right? That’s what my old pappy used to say anyway, ‘cept he was talkin’ ’bout farmin’, not wrestlin’.
This WWE, where NXT is at, it’s a big deal, from what I hear. Millions of folks watchin’, cheerin’, and booing. And this Jonah, now Cutler James, he wants a piece of that pie. He wants to be the best, the champion, the one everyone’s talkin’ about. That’s a lot of pressure for a young fella, but I reckon he can handle it.
So, if you see this Cutler James on your TV, or whatever them youngsters watch these days, remember he used to be called Jonah Niesenbaum. He’s a wrestler, a fighter, and he’s tryin’ to make somethin’ of himself. And that, in my book, is somethin’ to be proud of. He’s workin’ hard, just like the rest of us, tryin’ to make a livin’ in this crazy world. Good luck to him, I say. He’s gonna need it.
And that’s about all I know ‘bout this whole wrestling thing. It’s a lot of fuss if you ask me, but these young folks, they seem to like it. So, there you have it. The story of Jonah Niesenbaum, or Cutler James, or whatever his name is. Just another fella tryin’ to make his way, just like the rest of us.
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