Alright, listen up, y’all! We gonna talk about them MLB homerun picks, you know, the baseball stuff. I don’t know all them fancy words, but I can tell ya what I see, alright?
So, these fellas, they swing that bat hard, real hard. And sometimes, BAM! That ball goes flyin’ outta the park! That’s what them folks call a homerun. Now, how do we know who’s gonna do it? That’s the tricky part, like tryin’ to catch a greased pig at the county fair.
First thing, they talk about that bat speed. That’s how fast that bat goes swish, you know? Faster the swish, harder the hit, farther the ball goes. Makes sense, right? Like when you swing that axe to chop wood, gotta do it fast and hard. Then, they got somethin’ called ball exit speed. That’s how fast that ball comes off the bat after it gets hit. Faster it goes, better the chance it’s a homerun. It’s like when you throw a rock real hard, it goes a long way, see?
And then, this launch trajectory thing. That’s just fancy talk for how high and how far that ball goes up in the air. They say it gotta be between 20 and 40 degrees. What’s a degree? I dunno, some kinda measurement, I reckon. But it means the ball can’t go too high or too low, gotta be just right. Kinda like when you throwin’ horseshoes, gotta get that angle just right to get a ringer.
- Bat Speed: Gotta swing that bat fast, like you’re chasin’ a chicken outta the garden.
- Ball Exit Speed: That ball gotta come off the bat like a rocket, fast and furious.
- Launch Trajectory: The ball gotta go up in the air just right, not too high, not too low. Like Goldilocks and the porridge, just right.
Now, I ain’t got no fancy graphs or nothin’, but I hear they got these red dots on ‘em that show the homeruns. All them dots are in that 20 to 40 degree thingy. So, I guess that’s important. They also say somethin’ about pickin’ the right players on the right days. Like, some days they play, some days they don’t. And some fellas hit better against certain pitchers, I guess. It’s all a bit much for my old brain, but I get the gist of it.
They say on August 21st, every team was playin’. That’s a lot of games, a lot of chances for someone to hit a homerun. Then on August 7th, they were talkin’ about breakin’ down the picks. That means figurin’ out who’s gonna hit them homeruns, I suppose. And on August 26th, there weren’t as many games, a shorter slate they called it. Less games, less chances for homeruns, simple as that. It’s like fishin’, some days you catch a lot, some days you don’t.
So, how do you pick ‘em? Well, I reckon you gotta look at them fellas who swing the bat real hard, who hit the ball real far, and who get that ball up in the air just right. And you gotta pay attention to who they’re playin’ against and when they’re playin’. It ain’t no exact science, that’s for sure. But if you do your homework, you might just get lucky and pick a few winners. Or you could just close your eyes and point, might work just as good! Heck, I picked the winner of the pie-eating contest at the county fair that way once!
In short, pickin’ them homerun fellas is like a gamble, you might win, you might lose. Just have fun with it, and don’t bet the farm, alright? There’s more important things in life than baseball, like good biscuits and a warm cup of coffee on a cold mornin’. But hey, it’s fun to watch them fellas hit that ball outta the park, ain’t it? It gives you a little thrill, like when you find a double yolk egg in the henhouse!
So, next time you’re watchin’ them fellas swing those bats, remember what I told ya: hard swing, fast ball, right angle, good pick. And if all else fails, just pick the fella with the funniest name. You never know, it might just work!
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