Alright, let’s talk about this Dennis Schroder fella and how much money he’s makin’ in the NBA. I ain’t no fancy sports person, but I can tell you what I heard.
Dennis Schroder’s Money, You Know, Like How Much He Gets Paid
So, this Schroder guy, he plays basketball, right? And they pay him a whole lot of money to do it. I heard he’s got a new contract with somethin’ called the Toronto Raptors. Sounds like a bird, but it’s a basketball team, I guess. They’re givin’ him, like, twenty-five million dollars for two years! Can you believe that? Twenty-five million dollars! That’s more money than anyone in my whole village has ever seen.
- Two-year contract with the Raptors: He’s gettin’ over 25 million dollars, guaranteed! That means he gets all that money no matter what. They can’t take it back, even if he plays bad, I reckon.
- This year’s money: I heard he’s gonna get about thirteen million dollars just this year. Thirteen million! What in the world would a fella do with all that money?
And that ain’t all, you know. This fella’s been playin’ for a while, so he’s made a whole bunch of money before. They say he’s already made somethin’ like ninety million dollars in his whole career! Ninety million dollars! That’s enough to buy, well, I don’t even know what you’d buy with that much money. A whole town, maybe?
Other Stuff About Schroder and His Money
They say he’s worth like forty or fifty million dollars overall. That’s how much he’s got, you know, with all his money and stuff. I guess he’s got deals with companies, too, where they pay him to wear their shoes or somethin’. Fancy shoes, I bet. Not like the ones I wear to the market.
I also heard he signed a big contract when he was just startin’ out. Like, seventy million dollars for four years with a team called the Atlanta somethin’-somethin’s. That’s a lot of money for a young fella just runnin’ around and throwin’ a ball.
He Got Traded, You Know, Moved to a New Team
Just recently, I heard on the radio that this Schroder guy got traded. That means he went to a new team. He was with the Raptors, and now he’s with the Brooklyn Nets. I don’t know much about these teams, but they all pay a lot of money, that’s for sure. They traded him for some other players. I guess that’s how it works in this basketball business.
So, What Does It All Mean?
Well, it means this Dennis Schroder fella is rich. Real rich. He makes more money in a year than most folks make in their whole lives. He plays basketball, and they pay him a lot of money to do it. That’s the long and short of it, I reckon. And now he’s with the Nets, makin’ even more money, probably.
And you know what? Good for him. If they’re willin’ to pay him all that money, then he must be pretty good at throwin’ that ball. I just hope he’s savin’ some of it, you know, for a rainy day. ‘Cause even basketball players can’t play forever.
Some Other News, You Know, About Basketball Coaches and Stuff
While I was hearin’ about Schroder, I also heard somethin’ about a coach. Dan Hurley, they called him. He coaches a college team, and they wanted him to coach some fancy team in Los Angeles, the Lakers I think. But he said no! Can you believe it? He’d rather stay with his college team and try to win another championship. Guess money ain’t everything, even in this basketball world. Good for him, stayin’ where he’s happy.
Anyway, that’s all I know about Dennis Schroder and his money. It’s a whole lot, that’s for sure. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go tend to my chickens.
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