Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about this… uh… fantasy football stuff. My grandson, he’s always yappin’ about it, so I figured I’d give it a go, see what all the fuss is about. And since that fella, Trump, is always on the TV, I thought, why not make a team with his name all over it? Sounds like fun, right?
So, first things first, you gotta have a name for your team. Can’t just go around callin’ it “Team Number One,” that’s boring! We need somethin’ with a bit of… pizazz! Somethin’ that’ll make folks chuckle or scratch their heads, you know?

Now, I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed, but I got some ideas brewin’. My grandson showed me some things on that internet thingy, and I got some inspiration, let’s say. We could go with somethin’ simple, like “Trump Touchdowns.” See? Easy to remember, and it’s got Trump right there in the name. Or maybe “Make Fantasy Great Again.” That one’s kinda catchy, like his old slogan, you know? My grandson said that slogan thingy is real important, makes people remember.
- “Trump Towers of TDs” – That’s kinda fancy, talkin’ about them big buildings he likes.
- “The Mar-a-Lago Maulers” – That’s the name of his fancy place, right? Sounds tough, like we gonna maul the competition!
- “The Apprentice All-Stars” – Remember that show he used to do? We could pretend our players are his apprentices, learnin’ to be the best.
But we ain’t gotta stop there, no sirree! We can get a little more… how you say… creative? How about “The Deplorables’ Defense?” That’s what some folks called his supporters, right? Or maybe “The Wall Street Winners?” He likes money, so that one fits, I reckon.
My grandson says you gotta use these… keywords, or somethin’. So folks can find your team online. So, we gotta sprinkle in some words like “fantasy football,” “Trump,” “team names,” and maybe even “funny.” That way, when folks are lookin’ for a good Trump-themed team name, they’ll find us right quick.
Here’s some more ideas I cooked up, all by myself, mind you:
“Fake News Footballers” – That’s what he always says about the TV, right? Fake news!
“Covfefe Crushers” – Remember that word he tweeted? Nobody knew what it meant, but it was funny!
“The Hair Apparent Heroes” – He’s got that famous hair, you know? Gotta poke a little fun, keep things light.

“The Bigliest Ballers” – He likes to say “bigliest,” even though it ain’t a real word. That’s Trump for ya!
“Don’t Be a Loser League” – That’s somethin’ he’d say, right? Don’t be a loser!
We could also do some that are a bit more… political, I guess. Like “The Electoral College Elites” or “The Super PAC Slayers.” But those might be too much for some folks, you know? Gotta keep it fun, that’s the main thing.
And if you really wanna get under people’s skin, you could try somethin’ like “You’re Fired! Football.” That’s his catchphrase from that TV show. Or maybe “The Alternative Facts Attackers.” That’s a bit… controversial, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
My grandson says there are tons of folks looking for these kinds of team names. He says it’s like a… a “niche” or somethin’. People want somethin’ different, somethin’ that stands out. And a Trump-themed team name? Well, that’ll definitely get people talkin’, that’s for sure.
So, there you have it. A whole mess of Trump-themed fantasy football team names. Pick one you like, or mix and match, do whatever you want. It’s your team, after all. Just remember to have fun with it, and don’t take it too seriously. It’s just a game, right? Though, winnin’ is always nice, ain’t it?
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go see if my grandson can explain this whole “point system” thing to me. It’s more complicated than a rooster in a hen house, I tell ya!
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