TENNIS

Oh dear, let me tell ya, tennis players these days, they ain’t just hittin’ them balls and runnin’ around the court in fancy shoes. Some of ’em got tattoos all...

Well, ya see, when they say a tennis match is “suspended,” it ain’t like the players are just takin’ a break or somethin’. No, no, it’s usually because somethin’ done...

Look here, that RS Tennis thing, it’s got codes and stuff. Kids these days with their games, always some newfangled thing to figure out. Like puzzles, only on that little...

Oh, you wanna know ’bout them tennis players from Sweden, eh? Well, let me tell ya, them Swedes ain’t no strangers to tennis courts, that’s for sure. From way back,...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this gal, Lisa Witsken, and her tennis thing. She was one of them young’uns playin’ the tennis, real good too. Not like the...

Well, you wanna know ’bout this tennis fella, Jack Draper? Alright, alright, sit yer behind down and listen up. I’ll tell ya what I heard ’round the way, you know,...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this match between Taylor Fritz and Jannik Sinner. Now, you might not know ’em both too well, but if you keep up with...

Well now, you musta heard of a few folks from Sweden who play tennis real good, right? They got a long list of fine players what made a name for...

Well, let me tell you a thing or two about them tennis players, especially the ones who like their own kind. Y’know, like the lesbian tennis players. They sure do...

Well, I reckon y’all might be wonderin’ ’bout tennis players, and more specially, them ones who might be gay. It ain’t somethin’ folks always wanna talk about, but I reckon...