TENNIS

Oh, you wanna know ’bout them tennis players from Sweden, eh? Well, let me tell ya, them Swedes ain’t no strangers to tennis courts, that’s for sure. From way back...

Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about this tennis fella, Fritz. Folks keep askin’ me, “Who’s gonna win? Fritz or that other guy?” Well, hold your horses, I’ll tell...

Alright, let’s talk about them tennis gals, the ones they call… uh… lesbians. You know, the women who like other women. Don’t rightly understand it myself, but hey, to each...

Alright, let’s talk about this tennis match thing, you know, the one that got stopped. They call it “suspended,” fancy word for “can’t finish it right now.” What happens when...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this tennis girl, Azarenka, or whatever her name is. I don’t know much about tennis, you know, never really had the time for it, always...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this fella, Roscoe Tanner. He was a tennis player, you know, one of them fellas whacking a ball back and forth over a net....

Alright, let’s gab a bit about this Jim Courier fella, you know, the tennis guy. Folks keep askin’ about his young’un, whether he plays tennis too. So, does Jim Courier’s...

Well, let me tell ya, this Kingsmen tennis logo thing, it’s somethin’ else. I ain’t no fancy designer or nothin’, but I know what looks good, ya know? Like when...

Alright, let’s gab about this tennis fella, Nadal. Folks call him all sorts of things, you know? Like that mud that sticks to your boots after a good rain, some...

Alright, so y’all wanna know about this Ben Shelton fella and his tennis game, huh? Let me tell ya what I heard, ain’t no fancy talk, just plain speakin’. This...