TENNIS

Okay, so, the other day, I got to wondering about this whole Jim Courier situation. You know, the tennis guy? Yeah, him. I mean, the dude was World No. 1,...

This here story is about them tennis players from Germany. You know, them folks who whack the ball over the net real good. Germany got some good ones, let me...

You see, that Kingsmen tennis logo, it ain’t just some fancy picture. It’s more than that, you know? It’s like, when you see it, you know it’s them. That’s what...

Oh, you wanna talk ’bout them Swedish tennis stars, eh? Well, sit down, sit down, let me tell ya what I know. Ain’t no fancy talk here, just plain ol’...

That tennis star Nadal, folks call him lots of names, you know? But the one that sticks like mud on your boots is “Rafa”. Everybody calls him that, “Rafa this”...

That tennis fella, Nadal, they call him something, right? He’s a big shot, that one. Heard he’s got a nickname, like a title or somethin’. Makes him sound real important,...

Well now, let me tell ya ’bout somethin’ I heard the other day. Them tennis folks, the ones hittin’ the balls back and forth, they got pictures on their skin!...

Alright, alright, let’s yak about them lady tennis players, the ones, you know, who like other ladies. It’s a thing now, ain’t it? Back in my day, you didn’t talk...

Alright, let’s talk about this tennis racket thing, the one that Nick Kyrgios fella uses. You know, that young lad who gets all fiery on the court? Always yelling and...

Alright, let’s talk about this Tennis TV thing, you know, how much it costs and all that. I heard some folks yappin’ about it, so I figured I’d try and...