GOLF

Well, let me tell you about this golf thing, the one they call “golf payout ascension open champions”, or somethin’ like that. I don’t know much about fancy golf, but...

Alright, let’s talk about these here golf balls nitro, you know, the ones they say go far. I ain’t no pro, but I’ve whacked a few balls in my day,...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here “shamble golf,” you know? It ain’t like that regular golf you see on TV, all fancy-pants and whatnot. This here shamble golf...

Alright, let’s talk about this Tiger Woods golf grip thing, you know? I ain’t no fancy golf pro, but I’ve seen enough folks swingin’ clubs to know a thing or...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout these here Nitro golf balls. I ain’t no fancy golfer, ya know? Just play for fun, smackin’ the ball around with the grandkids sometimes....

Alright, let’s talk about this “steele dewald golf,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but golf is golf, ain’t it? You hit a ball, try to get it in a hole....

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here “asterisk golfer” thing. I ain’t no fancy golf expert, ya know? I’m just a plain ol’ person, but I watch the...

Alright, let’s talk about this golf thing, you know, trish johnson golf. I don’t know much about fancy stuff, but I can tell ya how to swing that stick like...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this golf pressure plate thingamajig. I ain’t no fancy golfer, ya know? Just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two. But...

Alright, let’s talk about this golf grip thing, the one they call the 10-finger grip. You know, like holdin’ a shovel, but it’s a golf club. Ain’t nothin’ fancy about...