Well, well, well, look what we got here. Another day, another dollar, another WWE rumor roundup. I heard some things, you know, from folks who like to talk. Things about, you know, that wrestling thing, WWE.
Big Boss Man, Netflix, and All That Jazz
First off, they say that big boss man, what’s his name? Vince? Yeah, Vince. They say he’s gonna be on that Netflix thing. You know, that movie-watching thing on the TV. Gonna be a big show about him, they say. Heard it’s gonna be a big deal. Don’t know much about that Netflix, but my grandkids watch it all the time. They say it’s gonna show all sorts of things about that Vince fella and his WWE. He’s maybe rich, I reckon.
That NXT Thing on the CW, Whatever That Is
Then there’s this other thing, NXT, they call it. Sounds like some kind of newfangled contraption. I don’t know what all those letters mean but I know it’s that wrestling thing. Well, that NXT thing is gonna be on a new place, they say. The CW? Is that a thing? They gonna watch on CW, I guess, whatever that is. Sounds like a lot of channels, Lord have mercy.
Old Wrestlers Coming Back, Maybe
And you know what else? They say some of those old wrestlers, the ones who used to be all big and famous, might be coming back. Don’t know who exactly, but that’s what I hear. Like, that AJ, they say WWE wants her back. Don’t know if she will, but folks are talking about it like it’s the talk of the town. Her husband will be doing something at that Survivor Series. Don’t know what, but people say it’s important. They gonna come back and wrestle some more, maybe. Or maybe not. Who knows with these folks? They come and go like the wind.
Some Other Guy, Maybe Retiring, Maybe Not
Also heard some chatter about another fella, over at that other wrestling place, AEW, or something like that. Heard he might be hanging up his boots, you know, retiring. Says he’s made peace with it. Don’t know who he is, but he must be somebody if folks are talking about him. Maybe he got tired of all that jumping around. It’s a rough business, that wrestling.
The Rock and Netflix, What’s That About?
- That Rock fella, they talk about him a lot.
- Something about Netflix again.
- They say he’s gonna be on it.
- Don’t know what he’s gonna do.
- He’s a big star, that Rock.
The Rock. He’s in everything. He’s gonna be on that Netflix too. Everyone’s talking about it. Don’t know what he’ll be doing, but it’s gotta be big. I remember him, used to be a wrestler. Big fella. Now he’s a big time movie star, or something.
Some More Mumbo Jumbo About Contracts and Such
Then there’s all this talk about contracts and deals and who’s going where. Like that Drew fellow, they say he’s gotta make a new deal with WWE. Heard he wants to stay. He likes it there, I reckon. Lots of money in that wrestling, I guess. Makes my head spin, all this business talk. He probably has a big house.
Bloodline and Other Things I Don’t Understand
And what’s this about a Bloodline? Sounds like some kind of family thing. They say it’s important to that WWE. Got plans for them, big plans, in 2025. Don’t know what they’re gonna do, but it must be important if they’re planning that far ahead. My goodness, 2025 is a long way off. They say there will be an update about The Rock on Netflix.
Injury at TNA, Whatever That Means
Someone got hurt, I heard. At some place called TNA. Don’t know what that is, but it sounds painful. They say it happened at something called a “Turning Point.” Sounds like a mess. Hope that fella’s alright. Wrestling can be dangerous, you know. All that jumping and throwing. You get hurt bad, like that person in TNA.
That Beast Incarnate, Who Is He Anyway?
Oh, and they’re talking about that Beast Incarnate again. Don’t know who he is, but he sounds scary. They say different things about him. Some say one thing, some say another. Can’t keep it straight. Just a lot of rumors, you know.
NXT Call-Ups, What Does That Even Mean?
And these NXT folks, they say some of them might be “called up.” Don’t know what that means, but it sounds important. Like getting promoted, maybe. Moving up in the world. Good for them, I guess. It is all about WWE rumors.
Wrapping It Up, My Head Hurts
Well, that’s all I’ve heard. Lots of rumors and chatter about that WWE. Makes my head spin, all this talk. But that’s what folks are saying. Just thought I’d share what I heard. You know, keep you in the loop, as they say. Now, I need a nap. All this talk has worn me out.
