Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this wrestling stuff, this WWE thing. I heard they’re signin’ up some new folks, some new wrestlers, you know? Like, they got rid of some, yeah, Baron Corbin, that fella, and Indi Hartwell, the girl with the belt, and that other girl, Tegan Nox. They gone.
But wrestling, it’s like a farm, right? You gotta plant new seeds when you lose some crops. They gotta bring in new blood, new strong fellas and gals to fight. This Big Show fella, he was somethin’ else, big as a barn, stronger than an ox. He came in and whooped everyone, won all sorts of belts. Even beat that Hulk Hogan fella, the one with the yellow hair.
Now, they got this Roman Reigns fella, makes a whole lotta money, they say. He’s tough, I tell ya, tough as nails. But even tough guys need new folks to fight against, right? Can’t just be fightin’ the same folks all the time, gets borin’.
So, they got this Carmelo Hayes, they say he’s goin’ to that SmackDown show. I don’t watch it much, too much jumpin’ around and talkin’ for my taste. But they say he’s a star, this Hayes fella. A new star.
And there’s more, they say. This fella, Meltzer, he knows things, he says there’s like eight more people they signed up but ain’t told nobody yet. Secret, secret, like hidin’ eggs in the henhouse. Who are they? I don’t know. Maybe some big strong fellas, maybe some fast gals, maybe even some little fellas who can fly around like squirrels. Who knows? They gotta keep us guessin’, I reckon.
And what about this Becky Lynch girl? They call her “Big Time Becks.” She’s a big deal, a real star, draws a big crowd, they say. She left, but maybe, just maybe, she’ll come back. They need her, I tell ya. She’s like that rooster that keeps all the hens in line, you know? Need a strong woman to keep things interestin’. WWE needs strong women.
So, this WWE, they’re always changin’ things up, bringin’ in new folks, sendin’ some away. It’s like a big ol’ market, always buyin’ and sellin’, tradin’ this for that. It’s how they keep folks watchin’, I guess. Always somethin’ new, somethin’ different. Keeps it from gettin’ stale, like old bread.
- They let some wrestlers go, like Baron Corbin.
- They signed some new wrestlers, like Carmelo Hayes.
- There are rumors of more signings, like maybe Becky Lynch coming back.
It’s all a big show, this wrestling. But it’s fun, I reckon. Like watchin’ a good fight at the county fair, but with more shiny pants and talkin’. And maybe, just maybe, these new fellas and gals they sign up will be somethin’ special. We’ll just have to wait and see, won’t we?
I hope they got some good ones, some real tough ones. Not these skinny fellas who look like they ain’t never done a hard day’s work in their life. I want to see some strong farmers, some folks who know how to wrestle a hog, you know? That’s real wrestlin’.
But hey, it’s their show, not mine. I just watch it sometimes when there ain’t nothin’ else on. And I like to see who they bring in, who they think is gonna be the next big thing. It’s like watchin’ the crops grow, seein’ which ones will be strong and which ones will wither in the sun. It’s the way of things, ain’t it? Always changin’, always movin’.
So, that’s the deal with these WWE signings. They got some new folks, they might get some more, and it’s all gonna be a big ol’ surprise. Just gotta wait and see, I tell ya. Wait and see.
Tags: WWE, wrestling, signings, roster, new talent, Big Show, Roman Reigns, Carmelo Hayes, Becky Lynch, SmackDown
