Alright, alright, let’s talk about them… uh… perverted fantasy football names, you youngsters like so much. I don’t rightly understand all this fantasy stuff, but if you want some names that make folks giggle, or maybe blush, well, I guess I can help with that.
You know, back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy football on the computer. We just went outside and played! But times change, I reckon. So, if you want a name that’s a little… spicy, here’s what I’m thinkin’.
First off, you gotta understand, some names are just plain dirty. Like that “Two Gurleys, One Kupp” thing. Heard some young fella sayin’ that one. Sounds like somethin’ my old man woulda washed my mouth out with soap for sayin’! But hey, if that’s your kind of humor, go for it. It’s your team, ain’t it?
Now, there are ways to be a little naughty without bein’ downright vulgar. You can play on words, you know? Like, instead of sayin’ somethin’ straight out, you kinda… hint at it. Like, instead of “Big Johnson” you could say somethin’ like “Johnson’s Long Bombers” or “Thick Thighs Save Lives” you can say “Big Legs Big Wins” See? It’s all about winkin’ and nudgin’, not yellin’ it out loud.
- Funny but not too dirty names:
- Show me your TDs
- No Punt Intended
- Balls Deep Throws
- My Ball Zach Ertz
- Mahomes Alone
You can also use them football terms in a funny way. Like, you know, “tight end” could be made into somethin’ silly. Or “long snapper.” Just think about it for a minute, you’ll get the idea. You young folks are smart, you’ll figure it out.
And don’t forget them player names! You can really have some fun with those. Like, if you got a player named… say, Butt, you can make that into all sorts of things. Or if you got a guy named Cox, well, the possibilities are endless, ain’t they? But remember, keep it fun, don’t go gettin’ nobody mad.
Some more ideas I got cookin’ up:
- Player-based pun names:
- Staff Infection (Matthew Stafford)
- Cousins of Anarchy (Kirk Cousins)
- Diggs in Butts (Stefon Diggs)
- Herbert’s a Foreman (Justin Herbert)
- Slightly suggestive names:
- Pocket Hercules
- Unprotected Sets
- Sack Masters
- End Zone Dancers
But here’s the thing, you gotta be careful. Some folks get real touchy about these things. You don’t want to offend nobody too bad, especially if you’re playin’ with your boss or somethin’. So use your common sense, ya hear? If you ain’t sure, maybe ask a friend if it’s too much. It’s better safe than sorry, that’s what I always say.
Last bit of advice: Don’t be afraid to get creative! The best names are the ones that are original and make people laugh. Or at least chuckle a little bit. And remember, it’s all just a game. Don’t take it too serious. Have fun with it! That’s what it’s all about, right?
One last thought, whatever name you pick, make sure you can say it out loud without feelin’ too embarrassed. ‘Cause you’re gonna be sayin’ it a lot, all season long. And you know what they say, choose wisely! That goes for football teams and just about everything else in life.
So there you have it. Some ideas for them perverted fantasy football names. Hope it helps you young fellas and gals out. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about… well, you know… has made me hungry!
Tags: Fantasy Football, Funny Names, Inappropriate Names, Offensive Names, Team Names, Football, Sports, Humor, Naming, Perverted
