This is all the WWE rumor talk I heard, all week long, you know.
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That WWE, it’s somethin’ else, I tell ya. Always somethin’ goin’ on. Folks talkin’, rumors flyin’ like them sparrows ’round here. This week, heard a whole mess of things. This what I heard!
First off, that Roman Reigns, he still big stuff, even though he lost that big match at somethin’ called WrestleMania. He holded that belt, that WWE Universal title, for a long, long time. Longer than most, I heard. Someone said one thousand three hundred and sixteen days. That a long time to hold onto somethin’. Like holdin’ onto a chicken that don’t wanna be caught, I reckon. He the big dog still, even if he got beat.
And that Omos, they say he big as a barn door. Seven foot tall, maybe more. They say he Nigerian. That far away, ain’t it? Heard he a giant. Don’t see many giants ’round here, ‘cept maybe that Johnson boy down the road. He pretty tall. But this Omos, he a real giant, they say. Big news, a giant in that WWE.
- That Roman Reigns, he still the big cheese.
- That Omos, he a giant from far away.
- WrestleMania, that a big deal, I reckon.
Then there this other fella, Cody Rhodes. Heard his name a lot. And Kevin Owens. They always in the news, doin’ somethin’. Wrestlin’, fightin’, carryin’ on. Like two roosters in a henhouse, always at it. They keep things lively, I guess. That WWE, it’s a show, that’s for sure.
Heard somethin’ ’bout old belts, them retro WWE titles. They sayin’ they gonna use ’em more. Like bringin’ out grandma’s old quilt, I suppose. Things from the past, they still good. Sometimes better than the new stuff. Maybe that WWE, they learnin’ that too.
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Then there this other place, AEW, they call it. Like that WWE, but different, they say. Heard they might be changin’ things up. Like when we changed where we put the outhouse. Sometimes ya gotta change things, even if they been the same for a while. That AEW, they changin’, I heard. And someone told me that Matt Cardona might be going there. I don’t know why, but he is famous!
And there this other fella, Cedric Alexander. He used to be in WWE. Now they say he signed a new deal. He’ll be back. Like when that old tomcat came back after runnin’ off for a week. Always comin’ back, they are. That WWE, they like that. They always comin’ back for more.
- That Cody Rhodes and Kevin Owens, they somethin’.
- Old belts, they comin’ back, like old times.
- That AEW, they changin’ things up.
- Cedric Alexander signed again, I think.
That WWE and that AEW, they always somethin’. Folks talkin’, rumors flyin’. Just like here in town. Always somethin’ to hear, somethin’ to talk about. Keeps things interestin’, I reckon. Like watchin’ them chickens peck at each other. Never a dull moment.
Saturday Night’s Main Event
Someone was sayin’ somethin’ ’bout Saturday Night’s Main Event. That an old show, I think. They say it gonna be in New York. Big place, New York. Lots of people. Like a whole bunch of chickens all crammed in one coop. They say that Saturday Night’s Main Event, it was there a long time ago, back in ’85. That a long time ago. Like when I was a young’un, chasin’ them chickens ’round the yard. Now it comin’ back, I heard.
That all the talk I heard this week. Lots of WWE rumor, lots of talk. That Roman Reigns, that Omos, that Cody Rhodes, that Kevin Owens, that Cedric Alexander. And that AEW, they changin’ things. And them old belts, they comin’ back. And that Saturday Night’s Main Event, it comin’ back too. Lots goin’ on. Just like here, always somethin’ happenin’. Just gotta keep your ears open, and you hear it all. You know what I mean?
