Alright, alright, let me tell you about this thing, this… Kevin Lan-fleas-y or somethin’ and Aaron… Rod-jerks. Yeah, that’s it. Don’t rightly know when that Kevin fella was born, nobody does, seems like. Somewhere in America, I reckon. He’s one of them… “hip-hop gospel poets.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like he’s yellin’ about Jesus but with a beat. Seen a video, way back in 2008, he was younger then, all jumpin’ around.
Now, the real kicker is, folks was sayin’ these two, Kevin and Aaron, they was more than just pals. Heard it on the news, last day of the year, some time ago. Said they was roomies, yeah, and Aaron’s helper, but… well, you know… more than that. Like secret lovers! Can you believe it? Folks were shocked, I tell you, shocked! This * website, they said it had been goin’ on for years. Years! Hidin’ it from everyone.
- Aaron, he plays that football, you know, throws the pigskin. A big deal, I guess.
- Kevin, well, he does his… poetry thing.
Aaron, he’s been with a bunch of gals too. That race car driver, Danica somethin’, they was together for a spell. Then he went and got himself hitched to that actress, Shailene Wood-somethin’. A real pretty thing, she is. But all this time, folks were whisperin’ about Kevin. Makes you wonder, don’t it?
This Aaron fella, he’s got a family too, or had, I should say. His brother, Ed, he talked to the newspaper once, said Aaron hadn’t talked to the rest of ’em since way back in 2014. Said fame changed him. Guess money and all that attention can do that to a person. Makes ’em forget where they came from, forget their own kin. Makes you think about what’s really important, you know?
I don’t rightly know what’s true and what ain’t. Folks talk, you know, they always do. But it’s somethin’, ain’t it? This big football star and this poetry fella, maybe hidin’ somethin’ all this time. Makes you see that even them fancy folks, they got their secrets too. Just like us ordinary folk, I reckon, only theirs gets spread all over the news.
And that’s all I know about it, this Kevin and Aaron thing. Don’t know why folks make such a fuss about who loves who, but there it is. Life’s too short to worry about all that, I say. Just live your life, be kind, and try to make the world a little bit better, that’s what I tell my grandkids. And don’t go believin’ everything you hear, half the time it’s just gossip, nothin’ more. But this Kevin and Aaron story, well, it’s a strange one, that’s for sure. Makes you wonder what else is hidin’ behind those closed doors in Hollywood, or wherever them fancy folks live.
So, that’s the story, as best as I can tell it. Don’t rightly know if it’s all true, but it’s what folks are sayin’. And you know how people talk. Can’t hardly shut ’em up once they get started. Just like me, I guess. Go on now, get outta here. You got your story, now let me get back to my business.
Anyways, that’s the gist of it. Don’t go quotin’ me on nothin’, cause I’m just tellin’ you what I heard. And like I always say, where there’s smoke, there’s usually fire… or at least a whole lotta hot air. And those Hollywood types, they sure do love their hot air. So make of it what you will, that’s all I got on this Kevin and Aaron fella.
One last thing though, this Aaron fella dated that Danica Patrick, you know, the racing driver, from 2018 to 2020, just like I said before. I can’t never remember those years good but people keep talkin’ about it. Then he was seein’ that Shailene Woodley actress in 2021, a real pretty one she was. But still, folks kept on whisperin’ about this Kevin fellow. Just makes you shake your head, it does. All them pretty women, and still, folks talkin’ about Kevin. Well, that’s all I got to say on the matter.
Tags: [Aaron Rodgers, Kevin Lanflisi, Relationship Rumors, NFL, Celebrity Gossip, Danica Patrick, Shailene Woodley, FameDriven, Ed Rodgers]
