Today, I was browsing the sports news as usual, and I stumbled upon a list of MLB player names. Man, some of these names are a riot! I couldn’t resist. I had to dive deeper and create my own list of the funniest MLB names. Here is my journey.
First, I opened my browser and typed “funniest MLB names” into the search bar. I hit enter and scrolled through a bunch of articles and forum threads. I started jotting down the names that made me chuckle the most.

Then, I decided to categorize them. Some were funny because they sounded like everyday objects, others because they were just plain silly. It was quite a task, let me tell you. I spent a good hour just giggling to myself and making notes.
After that, I wanted to see if anyone else shared my sense of humor. So I went to some baseball forums and Reddit threads. I shared some of my favorites and asked people to add their own. The responses were amazing! I found even more hilarious names that I hadn’t seen before.
Finally, I compiled my ultimate list. Here it is, in all its glory:
- Coco Crisp – Sounds like a delicious breakfast cereal, doesn’t it?
- Rusty Kuntz – I mean, come on. That’s just gold.
- Boof Bonser – It sounds like a cartoon character’s name.
- Dick Pole – I know it’s a bit crude, but it makes me laugh every time.
- Razor Shines – You just know this guy was super cool.
- Skeeter Barnes – Sounds like someone who would be good at catching bugs.
- Urban Shocker – This one’s a classic. I wonder what kind of pitches he threw.
This whole process was a blast. I had so much fun researching these names and sharing them with other baseball fans. It just goes to show that even something as simple as a name can bring a lot of joy. I definitely recommend taking a look at some of these MLB names if you need a good laugh. You won’t regret it! I think I’ll do this again sometime soon.