That WWE, my god, it’s somethin’. They got all them big fellas, jumpin’ ’round, makin’ a ruckus. And what’s this I hear ’bout a shaman? A shaman in WWE Raw. Lord have mercy.
I seen a thing or two in my time, but this one’s a head-scratcher. Who called themself a shaman in WWE Raw? Well, I did a bit of snoopin’, you know, like I always do. Turns out, there’s this fella, used to go by the name of John Morrison, the Shaman of Sexy. Sounds silly, don’t it?
Shaman in WWE, What’s That Now?
Now, this John Morrison, he was a flashy one. Always jumpin’ off things, doin’ flips and whatnot. Kept folks on the edge of their seats, I reckon. But this shaman business, that came later. He called themself a shaman in WWE Raw. He’d come out, all mysterious like, wearin’ some strange getups.
- They say he had the tribal look.
- He did chants.
- And some say he had some kind of special powers.
He’d talk about spirits and energies and all that. Confused the heck outta me, I tell ya. But the young folks seemed to like it. They ate it up. Who called themself a shaman in WWE Raw? John Morrison, that’s who.
Then there’s another fella, goes by the name of Riddle. They said he was behind some kinda smoky mystery. Folks was tryin’ to figure out who this smoky fella was. Turns out, it was Riddle. He’s a shaman, too, I guess. They call him the “Shaman.” He is also a tag team champion. Imagine that.
Wrestlin’ and Shamans, Oh My!
Now, I ain’t never seen nothin’ like it. Wrestlin’ used to be about big muscles and throwin’ folks around. Now they got shamans. This Riddle fella, he’s got that long hair, kinda wild lookin’. He jumps around and all that. But who called themself a shaman in WWE Raw first? That’d be John Morrison. But Riddle is also known as a shaman in WWE now.
I remember one time, there was a match, Bobby Lashley and AJ Styles was fightin’ The Miz and Ciampa. Then this fella dressed in black grabbed Styles. Caused a whole commotion. People gettin’ all riled up. That’s the kind of thing that happens in that WWE.
So, this shaman thing in WWE, it’s a new thing, I suppose. Keeps things interestin’, I guess. Keeps folks guessin’. Who called themself a shaman in WWE Raw? First it was John Morrison, then Riddle followed suit. Keeps you on your toes, don’t it?
That’s All She Wrote
Well, that’s all I got to say ’bout that. It’s a strange world, this WWE. Shamans and wrestlers, all mixed up together. Makes ya wonder what they’ll come up with next. Maybe they’ll have a witch doctor next, who knows?
- John Morrison, the Shaman of Sexy.
- Riddle, the Shaman Tag Team Champion.
- Lots of jumpin’ and carryin’ on.
- Who called themself a shaman in WWE Raw? Both of them did at some point.
I’m just gonna stick to my garden, I reckon. Less drama out there with the tomatoes. But if you like that wrestlin’ stuff, well, more power to ya. Just watch out for them shamans. They might put a spell on ya.
This whole thing reminds me of that time old man Johnson swore he saw a ghost in his barn. Turned out to be a white sheet caught on a weathervane. But for a while there, folks were talkin’. Just like they’re talkin’ ’bout these shamans in the WWE now. Folks love a good mystery, don’t they?
Lord, the things they come up with these days. Back in my day, we didn’t have no wrestlin’ shamans. We had rasslin’, plain and simple. And we liked it that way. But I guess times change. You gotta keep up, or you get left behind, I suppose. Still, a shaman in WWE Raw? Who would have thought? Both John Morrison and Riddle called themself a shaman. Crazy.
I reckon folks will talk about this for a while. “Who was that shaman in the WWE?” they’ll ask. And someone will say, “Oh, that was John Morrison, or maybe Riddle.” And the story will get passed around, gettin’ bigger and stranger each time, just like that ghost in old man Johnson’s barn. It is the mystery about who called themself a shaman in WWE Raw.
Well, I best be gettin’ on. Got chores to do. Chickens don’t feed themselves, you know. But you all keep on watchin’ that WWE, if that’s what you like. Just keep an eye out for them shamans. They’re a slippery bunch. And remember what I said, who called themself a shaman in WWE Raw? It was them two fellas, John and Riddle. Don’t you forget it.
