Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… WWE Raw Episode 1822, yeah, that’s what the young’uns call it. I don’t know much about these fancy numbers, but I watched it, so I can tell ya somethin’ about it.
First off, there was this fella, real big and strong, looked like he could pull a plow all day without breakin’ a sweat. He was yellin’ and stompin’ around, talkin’ about how he’s the best and nobody can beat him. You know, the usual tough guy talk. Reminds me of old man Johnson’s rooster, always crowin’ but runs away from the hens.
Then some other fellas came out, all muscles and shiny shorts. They wrestled around a bit, flippin’ and floppin’ like fish outta water. I gotta say, it’s kinda entertainin’, even if I don’t understand half of what’s goin’ on. They were jumpin’ off the ropes, slammin’ each other on the mat… makes my old bones ache just lookin’ at it.
There was this one skinny fella, real quick and sneaky. He kept dodgin’ and weavin’, kinda like a squirrel tryin’ to get away from my dog, Buster. He ended up winnin’ his match, which surprised me, seein’ as how he was smaller than the other fella. Guess it ain’t always about size, huh? Like that little hen I had, always pecked the biggest rooster in the coop.
- There was a lot of talkin’ too. These fellas sure do like to talk. They talk about how they’re gonna beat each other up, how they’re the best, how they deserve a shiny belt… I don’t know what’s so special about that belt, but they sure do want it. They talk more than the women at the church bake sale.
- And the music! Loud and thumpin’, makes my head spin sometimes. It’s not like the good ol’ country music I like. But I guess that’s what the young folks like these days. Makes me wanna turn it down and listen to the crickets chirp.
- Oh, and there were some ladies too, fightin’ just as hard as the fellas. They were tough as nails, slappin’ and kickin’ and throwin’ each other around. One of ‘em had hair as red as a tomato, and she was fierce! Reminded me of my sister, always ready to fight for what she believed in.
They kept showin’ these clips of other fellas talkin’ backstage. Seemed like a lot of drama goin’ on, people plottin’ and schemin’ against each other. It’s like a soap opera, but with more muscles and less cryin’. I don’t pay too much attention to that part, it’s too complicated for me. I just wanna see the fightin’.
Towards the end, there was a big fight with a whole bunch of people. It was chaos! They were everywhere, punchin’ and kickin’ and yellin’. I couldn’t even keep track of who was who. It was like a barnyard brawl, but with more spandex. In the end, one fella stood tall, holdin’ up that shiny belt. He looked mighty proud of himself. Good for him, I guess.
Now, I ain’t no expert on this… whatchamacallit… wrestling. But I can tell you this much, it’s kinda like a circus, kinda like a fight, kinda like a soap opera all rolled into one. It ain’t real, I know that much. But it’s entertainin’ enough. Keeps me from fallin’ asleep in my rocking chair. And sometimes, that’s all a body needs. So, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ to watch, somethin’ loud and flashy and kinda silly, you could do worse than this WWE Raw thing. Just don’t ask me to explain it all, ’cause I ain’t got a clue.
I heard you can watch this on some kinda… “network” thingy, or maybe even on that… “free stream” thing the grandkids talk about. I don’t know nothin’ about that, I just watch it on the television when it comes on. But if you’re interested, I’m sure you can figure it out. You young folks are good at that kinda stuff. Anyway, that’s about all I got to say about it. It was a hoot, and that’s that.
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