Alright, so you’re talkin’ ’bout them explosive golf balls, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, I ain’t no fancy golfer or nothin’, but I heard some things ’bout these here balls. Sounds like some folks are makin’ ’em go boom!
Now, from what I gather, there’s this one ball, the LD+20 they call it, it goes way too fast and way too far. Faster and farther than them golfin’ fellas up in the city allow. Guess they got rules ’bout how far you can whack that little white ball. This one, it don’t play by the rules, no sirree.
- First off, there’s them prank balls. You know, the kind you give to your buddy for a laugh? Seen ’em on that there internet thingy my grandkids showed me. Amazon, they call it. Sells all sorts of stuff. Anyways, these prank balls, they explode into a puff of white smoke when you hit ’em. Poof! Just like that. Kinda funny, I guess, long as you ain’t the one gettin’ smoked out.
- Then there’s them other ones, same kinda prank deal, but they squirt out water instead of smoke. Imagine that! You go to hit your ball and psssshht, water all over ya! Probably make a mess of your britches, huh?
- And then, there’s this Izzo fella, sellin’ a whole pack of four prank explodin’ balls. Guess he’s makin’ a good livin’ off folks playin’ jokes on each other. Can’t say I blame him, everyone likes a good laugh now and then.
Now, I ain’t sure why anyone would need a golf ball that goes that fast and that far, ‘cept maybe to show off. But these prank ones, I get it. A little harmless fun, long as nobody gets hurt. Just imagine, you’re out on the green, all serious and concentratin’, and then boom! Smoke everywhere, or water sprayin’ all over. Gotta be a hoot!
Heard tell that some folks ain’t too happy ’bout these explodin’ balls though. Say it’s dangerous and against the rules. Well, I reckon there’s rules for everything, but sometimes it’s fun to bend ’em a little, ain’t it? ‘Course, you gotta be careful. Don’t wanna go pokin’ nobody’s eye out with a golf ball, explodin’ or not.
But these fellas sellin’ ’em on Amazon, they must be doin’ alright. People are buyin’ ’em, that’s for sure. Guess there’s a market for everything these days. Even explodin’ golf balls. Who woulda thunk it?
So, if you’re lookin’ for a little somethin’ to spice up your golf game, maybe give these explodin’ balls a try. Just be careful, ya hear? And don’t go blamin’ me if you get in trouble with them golfin’ rule-makers. I’m just tellin’ ya what I heard.
Remember, it’s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye, or gets soaked, or covered in smoke! So, have a laugh, but be safe out there on that golf course. And for goodness sakes, don’t go hittin’ those prank balls at no windows! You’ll be payin’ for that, I guarantee it.
Anyways, that’s all I know ’bout these here explodin’ golf balls. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but folks seem to like ’em. To each their own, I always say.
Tags: [Exploding Golf Balls, Prank Golf Balls, Golf Jokes, LD+20, Golf Equipment, Amazon Golf, Izzo Golf]
